Atheism Thinker Pillows

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'I'm an atheist!'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

Thomas Cranmer

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"God's sent us some chocolates."

'Get an afterlife!'

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

10 Commandments Exceptions.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons

'Are they fresh?'

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"