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"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

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Christmas Trees of the Stars: Richard Dawkins.

"If I behaved like your god, I'd be arrested."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Priest

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"What did Jesus order?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

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"Will she know what this is in reference to?"