Atheism Discusser Prints

Not so heavenly

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'I'm an atheist!'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'