Atheist Advocate Gifts

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

Slavery Reparations

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

AI Safety Officer

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

People and robots

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"Overruled."

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Horace Mann

African shadow

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

Robotics, Inc. The project developing us has been canceled. We were designed and programmed to have a conscience, and now they want a robt that mimics human traits.