Archeology Fun Gifts

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Stonehenge Explained

"I think it was an election year."

Pyramid catflap...

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"...it's another metal detector."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

Archaeologists discover a football

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'What's on the other side?...'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

Mummy Shrink.

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Stone henge swing.

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

"I think I'm lost."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'