Archeology Fun Prints

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Stonehenge Explained

"I think it was an election year."

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Pyramid catflap...

Archaeologists discover a football

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"...it's another metal detector."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

Mummy Shrink.

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'What's on the other side?...'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Stone henge swing.

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"I think I'm lost."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"Y a un truc bizarre."