Apple Philosopher Gifts

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Playdough's The Republic

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Woman on the phone.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

A young positivist.

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

I think therefore I am.

Modern Portrait Gallery

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'