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'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Playdough's The Republic

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Woman on the phone.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

A young positivist.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

Life on Earth - maths advice.

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