Anthropology Humorist Gifts

Adultery

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Deer Season Open.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"The Eggsorcist"

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Right here's fine."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

What's an Imax cave?

Try me/try me/try me...

The discovery of asparagus.

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

The Fall of Gnome

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

This side is the gag reel.

"Get out of my face!"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

I told you we were late!

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."