Anthropology Humorist Pillows

Adultery

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Right here's fine."

The discovery of asparagus.

"The Eggsorcist"

Try me/try me/try me...

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Get out of my face!"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Fall of Gnome

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'We need to have a shake-up!'