Ancient History Nerds Gifts

Looking for gifts for your favorite ancient history nerd? From clever mugs to stylish t-shirts, pillows, and prints, our collection celebrates the past with a fun, witty twist that will delight every enthusiast of antiquity.

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Noah's life jacket demonstration

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"This ought to keep the kids busy for a while."

"This ought to keep the kids busy for a while." mockup

"This ought to keep the kids busy for a while."

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Tourists

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"Aristophanes explains comedy"

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"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!" mockup

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

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"Have you been playing dice?"

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"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!" mockup

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

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'It's an extinction notice.'

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'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!' mockup

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

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'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!' mockup

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

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"I find that hugely offensive!"

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"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku." mockup

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

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Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat. mockup

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

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'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.' mockup

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

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Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.' mockup

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

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The Fall of Gnome

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'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.' mockup

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

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6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

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"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal." mockup

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

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A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy. mockup

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

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'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.' mockup

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

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"Here's the parking lot."

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"Darn autocorrect!"

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Herding lava back to the fire pit. mockup

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

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'Who's the new guy?'

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'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.' mockup

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

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"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

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Ancient History Nerds Gifts Collection

Ancient History Nerds Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the ancient history nerd in your life, blending humor and historical references for their morning routine.

Ancient History Nerds Pillows

Bring ancient history into their home with our cozy pillows, featuring clever and artistic motifs inspired by the great civilizations of the past.

Ancient History Nerds Prints

Decorate with history! Our prints celebrate ancient civilizations with witty and stylish art, ideal for any history nerd’s space.

Ancient History Nerds T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for your history enthusiast—our designs bring ancient civilizations to life with witty, stylish artwork they'll love to wear.