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Noah's life jacket demonstration

"This ought to keep the kids busy for a while."

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The Fall of Gnome

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Here's the parking lot."

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.