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"I know I shouldn't, but they're my weakness."

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

"It's more efficient than hurling the things."

"The internet is down again."

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

'Did we bring enough lotion because the ancient curse of the mummy is very dry skin!'

Tourists

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

The Fall of Gnome

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Stonehenge Explained

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Macbeth: Take Two

"Here's the parking lot."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.