"I love not needing to floss and I hate being forced to smell my own breath."
Ambivalence Aficionados Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who embodies ambivalence and appreciates creative nuances? Our collection offers playful and meaningful items that reflect their love for ambiguity and layered perspectives. Whether they are indecisive or simply enjoy exploring different sides of a story, these products are designed to resonate with their unique outlook on life.
Jeff Tweedy caricature.
"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"
Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.
The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.
Cakeless.
A courthouse that reads "Hey! Justice Truth Equality Liberty".
"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."
'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'
The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns
For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel
"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."
"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"
Waiting for Godot - waiting room.
A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.
I do like people taking an affirmative posture.
Chicken Affirmations
'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'
'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'
'It's probably a hormonal thing.'
"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."
Subway. This headline says "New Home Construction Falls." That's ambiguous. It's either economic data or a report about builders doing shoddy work.
New Milks
Expect the Unexpected. If you think about hat for a while, you can get really confused!
'He's beginning to notice girls.'
"...I hate mainstream music."
Waiting for Godot.
"Hard data just isn't doing it for me anymore. I crave ambiguity!"
'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'
The art of regifting
"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"
"You are a very special person with a hangover!"
Grey area ahead.
"The first rule of Musical Chairs Club is. . . you have to get out of your chairs!"
'Talk about biting cold.'
Ambivalence Aficionados Gifts Collection
Ambivalence Aficionados Mugs
Browse our mugs collection to find witty and expressive designs perfect for ambivalence aficionados who love their morning coffee with a side of humor.
Ambivalence Aficionados Pillows
Explore our pillows to find cozy, clever designs that celebrate the layered feelings of ambivalence lovers.
Ambivalence Aficionados Prints
View our prints for thought-provoking art that captures the complexity and charm of ambivalence enthusiasts.
Ambivalence Aficionados T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts collection for amusing and thoughtful designs that showcase the unique perspective of ambivalence aficionados.