Impartiality Enthusiast Gifts

A courthouse that reads "Hey! Justice Truth Equality Liberty".

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

'I'll do half of it.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

The Height of Impudence.

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

Subway. This headline says "New Home Construction Falls." That's ambiguous. It's either economic data or a report about builders doing shoddy work.

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"Always standing out from the crowd."

'And now the other leg!'

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

Kids Gang.

"I am my own penguin"

'Your heart's not really in this job, is it?'

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

"Hard data just isn't doing it for me anymore. I crave ambiguity!"

"I'm worried, she seems to be an individualist: she does not seem to have a herd mentality..."

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

'Always remember, you're unique.' - 'Just like everyone else.'

I've got to be me.

Man with Sex Reviews.

'You're my mentor, my hero, my ideal! To hell with the poor! Selfish is Good! Greed is Good! I love you, Ayn Rand!'