Impartiality Enthusiast Gifts

A courthouse that reads "Hey! Justice Truth Equality Liberty".

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

'I'll do half of it.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

The Height of Impudence.

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

'And now the other leg!'

"Always standing out from the crowd."

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

Kids Gang.

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

"I'm worried, she seems to be an individualist: she does not seem to have a herd mentality..."

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

'Always remember, you're unique.' - 'Just like everyone else.'

I've got to be me.

"Hard data just isn't doing it for me anymore. I crave ambiguity!"

'You're my mentor, my hero, my ideal! To hell with the poor! Selfish is Good! Greed is Good! I love you, Ayn Rand!'

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....