Indiscretion Enthusiast Gifts

Man with Sex Reviews.

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"No aliens"

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

A courthouse that reads "Hey! Justice Truth Equality Liberty".

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

Eureka or else! The management

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'The fact is, we can't seem to agree about ANYTHING!' 'Rubbish!'

Limbaugh and the GOP.

"Sometimes it's so bleedin' hard to know who to vote for."

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

"This is a great investment, as long as you're not in it for the thrills and chills."

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

Save the Smallpox Virus t-shirt slogan

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'