Ambivalence Aficionados Pillows

"I love not needing to floss and I hate being forced to smell my own breath."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

A courthouse that reads "Hey! Justice Truth Equality Liberty".

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Cakeless.

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

Chicken Affirmations

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

New Milks

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

'He's beginning to notice girls.'

"...I hate mainstream music."

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

The art of regifting

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

"Hard data just isn't doing it for me anymore. I crave ambiguity!"

"You are a very special person with a hangover!"

Grey area ahead.

"The first rule of Musical Chairs Club is. . . you have to get out of your chairs!"

'Talk about biting cold.'