Ambivalence Aficionados T-Shirts

"I love not needing to floss and I hate being forced to smell my own breath."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

Cakeless.

A courthouse that reads "Hey! Justice Truth Equality Liberty".

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

Waiting for Godot - waiting room.

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Chicken Affirmations

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

Subway. This headline says "New Home Construction Falls." That's ambiguous. It's either economic data or a report about builders doing shoddy work.

New Milks

Expect the Unexpected. If you think about hat for a while, you can get really confused!

'He's beginning to notice girls.'

"...I hate mainstream music."

Waiting for Godot.

"Hard data just isn't doing it for me anymore. I crave ambiguity!"

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

The art of regifting

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

"You are a very special person with a hangover!"

Grey area ahead.

"The first rule of Musical Chairs Club is. . . you have to get out of your chairs!"

'Talk about biting cold.'