Airline Agent Gifts

'One carry-on!'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'Now that's an afro!'

World Tour.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Sparkling Water

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Airport Security.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Echo Tourism'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"