Aging Philosophy Buff Gifts

"It's a coming of old age story."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Paul Ree

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"I'm here for the hair."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

'I'm an atheist!'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'