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"It's a coming of old age story."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Paul Ree

"Yes, one is a dog."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I'm here for the hair."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'