Young Theologians Gifts

"Does God have his own Web site so I could e-mail my prayers to him?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

"So, what do you do for play?"

Multi-Generational Books

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

Adam and Eve Arrested

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"This'll show the Theology Department."