Theology Students Gifts

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

"And the rest is history..."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Priest

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

What Does God Know?

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Adam and Eve Arrested

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

The Pope Code

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Pre-nuptual Nativity

Worst. God. Ever.

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

Promised Land Signpost

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.