Junior Theologians Gifts

"I know I should love my neighbor as myself, but he isn't my neighbor!"

Boy and girl at thier studies

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

What Does God Know?

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Adam and Eve Arrested

'Let there be cool.'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"Lose the Ten Commandments scroll one more time and the next one will be etched in stone."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

Some catholic like it hot

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"