Theology Student Gifts

'The manna's okay, but we were hoping for a STIMULUS program.'

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

A car stops at a road sign that reads "Children of Israel Crossing" as Moses leads the Israelites across the road.

Adam and Eve Arrested

St Paul at Ephesus.

'Of course they're authorized!'

Meeting up with Rex, Adam immediately counted his ribs.

'I suppose we'll never hear the end of this.'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

'What did Cain say to his brother?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Lose the Ten Commandments scroll one more time and the next one will be etched in stone."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"We only got six days of funding."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Ghostwriting the Bible

God Sneezes Out Creation

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Moses' Tablet

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'