Theology Students Prints

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

"And the rest is history..."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Priest

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

Adam and Eve Arrested

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Pre-nuptual Nativity

Promised Land Signpost

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"...And when the Lord finished, she rested."