Young Sportsman Gifts

A child with his cricket set

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I AM at my usual position."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Table tennis.

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Multisports

A boy with a football

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'Mother will catch you!'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Rugby Mad.

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

The weight of winning gold.

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

Discus accidents.