Youthful Sportsman Gifts

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"I AM at my usual position."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Child driving a toy car

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Exercising

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"Viola player coming through!"

Table tennis.

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

A boy with a football

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Multisports

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Trying cellos, too big!

Flava Superba

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.