Youthful Exerciser Gifts

Exercising

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"I AM at my usual position."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise Class

Running

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Jogging Bottoms

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Keep Fit.