Young Sportsman Pillows

A child with his cricket set

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Table tennis.

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

A boy with a football

Multisports

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'Mother will catch you!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Rugby Mad.

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

The weight of winning gold.

Discus accidents.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'