Young Adult Children Gifts

'If renting is so expensive, why not move back in which your parents?'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Are we broke yet?'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Peter

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'Quick! Look cute!'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.