Young Adult Child Gifts

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Moving back home has given me a greater appreciation of my parent's wisdom and resources."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Teenagers!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'Are we broke yet?'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Peter

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Pinata good bags.