Adult Children Gifts

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

A Heart to Heart Talk

'You can't just move out and leave me here with your father.'

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

"I'll never forget my father, near death, saying 'get me a pen... I'm going to change my will.' But it was Sunday, and all the stationery stores were closed."

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

'You have great talks everyday??'

Baby boomerang.

Bob's parents wanted him out of the house but couldn't stand the thought of him living on the street. So, they thought of him as living in the woods.

"Remember, my family is based on a true story."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"I think we have mice in the walls."

"Mum, I'm 38 - I can go on my own now."

"Anything besides you still live at home, and your Mommy will get you up in time for work?"

"Can you believe my parents? Taking a 2-week cruise on my future inheritance!"

"I'm so mad I'd like to run away from home, but since I'm 34, my parents would just change the locks."

"My Son Never Calls Me."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

'We 'saved' 5 this month? I'm not familiar with the term.'

"Christmas is a time for thinking about your family, and I think I hate the f*****s!"

"Have you decided to have Grandma buried or cremated?"

"Hey, Siri, is it too late to threaten my parents with running away from home?"

Bank of Mum and Dad.

"Don't you think it's time you thought about getting your own place son?"

'You can't claim on this. The hospital just phoned...he's still breathing.'

Proud survivor of helicopter parents.

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

"Mom, Dad, this is my therapist, John, whom I've told so much about you."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."