Young Adult Children Mugs

'If renting is so expensive, why not move back in which your parents?'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Peter

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

Pinata good bags.

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos