Yappy Dog Aficionado Gifts

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Pick me!"

Welcome to the Team

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Literary Canines.

'They sure have small litters.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

Puppy.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dogs

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'We'll take it!'

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

Know your dog - The brain.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Who Let the Dawg In?

Spot the fur ball.

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

'Can we keep him?'

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

I know they told me not to bark