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"I yip, therefore I am."

"Pick me!"

Welcome to the Team

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Literary Canines.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'They sure have small litters.'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

Dogs

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Puppy.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'We'll take it!'

Spot the fur ball.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Know your dog - The brain.

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Cat scratches dog's car.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

'Can we keep him?'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.