Yappy Dog Fan Gifts

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

No littering...

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Guide Dogs

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"He loves to give autographs!"

Yoga for dogs

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'You wish, Timmy.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."