Writing Witticist Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the cleverness and playful spirit of those who love to write? Our collection celebrates writers and creative minds with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints—perfect for sparking inspiration or adding a touch of humor to their space.

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'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.' mockup

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

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To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.) mockup

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

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No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives. mockup

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

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"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

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My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

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My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

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'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?' mockup

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

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I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist. mockup

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

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"He belongs to a lawyer."

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'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!' mockup

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

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"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

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Sharp Eyes

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'He never listened to his mother!' mockup

'He never listened to his mother!'

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You trip on it, you buy it.

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay." mockup

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

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'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.'

'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.' mockup

'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.'

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Male On Sunday

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Bell Hop

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"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

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"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

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Bagel problems.

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Cross Umbrella

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'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...' mockup

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

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"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?" mockup

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

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'I thought I could dance...'

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'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...' mockup

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

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Cottage Cheese

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"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong." mockup

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

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Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

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Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

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'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.' mockup

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

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"High Fashion"

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"We should have taken a eweber."

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Change Of Heart

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Witty T-Shirt Guy

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Writing Witticist Gifts Collection

Writing Witticist Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for writers, poets, and humor lovers who enjoy a good laugh with their coffee.

Writing Witticist Pillows

Discover playful pillows that add humor and personality to any writing nook or living space, celebrating the art of creative expression.

Writing Witticist Prints

Find the perfect print to motivate and amuse writers and creative souls, making their spaces as inspiring as their words.

Writing Witticist T-Shirts

Browse our witty t-shirts designed for creators, writers, and creative minds who love to wear their humor and genius openly.