Wool Garment Opponent Gifts

Support group for sheep.

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"My parents hate it."

Academia in Winter

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

The wool club for mammoths.

Shear Love.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Wooly mammoth

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

sale

Sheep Knitting.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

Will work for grass

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

'Darling, didn't you hear? Black is the new black.'

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

" know a bargain when I see one!"

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.