Wool Garment Opponent Prints

Support group for sheep.

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

The wool club for mammoths.

Academia in Winter

"My parents hate it."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Shear Love.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Wooly mammoth

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"Your father helped me, too."

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

My feet were cold.

Sheep Knitting.

sale

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

Will work for grass

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

" know a bargain when I see one!"