Witty Negotiator Gifts

If you know a witty negotiator who loves to close deals with charm and wit, our collection offers fun and thoughtful items that match their clever personality. From mugs to prints, find the perfect gift that celebrates their sharp sense of humor and sharp negotiating skills.

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"I'll listen for a dollar."

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'This is your list for Santa?? A corvette? A 50' TV?. . . If you don't become an ambulance chasing lawyer. . . you've missed your calling.'

'This is your list for Santa?? A corvette? A 50' TV?. . . If you don't become an ambulance chasing lawyer. . . you've missed your calling.' mockup

'This is your list for Santa?? A corvette? A 50' TV?. . . If you don't become an ambulance chasing lawyer. . . you've missed your calling.'

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"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

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"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys." mockup

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

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'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.' mockup

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

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'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!' mockup

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

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"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details." mockup

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

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"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn." mockup

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

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"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses." mockup

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

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Crow and fox

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"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?" mockup

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

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'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.' mockup

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

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"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy." mockup

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

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Jokes machine.

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LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.' mockup

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

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"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!" mockup

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

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The Algonquin Round Table

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"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray." mockup

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

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"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice." mockup

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

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"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!" mockup

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

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"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'" mockup

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

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"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?" mockup

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

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Bat out of Hell

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"You should hire me now, before my skills completely deteriorate."

"You should hire me now, before my skills completely deteriorate." mockup

"You should hire me now, before my skills completely deteriorate."

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"So, what is your star sign?"

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"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights." mockup

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

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'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.' mockup

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

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"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker." mockup

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

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"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?" mockup

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

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'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!' mockup

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

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"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way." mockup

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

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"Try the fish. It's brain food"

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'My favorite position? Chairperson of the Board.'

'My favorite position? Chairperson of the Board.' mockup

'My favorite position? Chairperson of the Board.'

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"I don't think you can claim that Martin Amis plaguerised your work just because you both used the words 'to','if' and 'but' on page 46."

"I don't think you can claim that Martin Amis plaguerised your work just because you both used the words 'to','if' and 'but' on page 46." mockup

"I don't think you can claim that Martin Amis plaguerised your work just because you both used the words 'to','if' and 'but' on page 46."

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"I usually only fist-bump on the first deal but what the heck."

"I usually only fist-bump on the first deal but what the heck." mockup

"I usually only fist-bump on the first deal but what the heck."

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Witty Negotiator Gifts Collection

Witty Negotiator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty negotiation themes to add humor and personality to everyday moments.

Witty Negotiator Pillows

Find humorous and clever negotiation-themed pillows that add personality and comfort to any space.

Witty Negotiator Prints

Browse our selection of prints celebrating wit and negotiation prowess, ideal for sprucing up their favorite workspace or lounge.

Witty Negotiator T-Shirts

Check out our range of T-shirts with witty negotiation sayings—perfect for showcasing their clever personality in style.