Wine Snob Witticist Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures your favorite wine enthusiast’s clever side? Our wine snob wit products blend humor, sophistication, and personality, making them ideal for celebrating their passion. Whether they prefer a good bottle or a good laugh, our curated collection on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints offers a clever nod to their refined taste and sharp wit. Show your appreciation with a gift that’s as delightful and witty as they are—perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because.

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"Despite the oaked tannins and lingering aftertaste, I don't think red pairs well with seal blubber."

"Despite the oaked tannins and lingering aftertaste, I don't think red pairs well with seal blubber." mockup

"Despite the oaked tannins and lingering aftertaste, I don't think red pairs well with seal blubber."

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay." mockup

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

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Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

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Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?' mockup

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

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'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.' mockup

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

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"I make it myself!"

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"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap." mockup

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

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Opening the Barrel

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"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne." mockup

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

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"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?" mockup

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

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Wine tasting

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'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

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'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.' mockup

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

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"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism." mockup

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

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"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel." mockup

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

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"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!" mockup

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

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'Who took the cork out of my lunch?' mockup

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

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Wine: New & Old!!!

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"House red, sir?"

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"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape." mockup

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

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'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.' mockup

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

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"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!" mockup

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

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Prosecco Drinker

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"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is." mockup

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

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"It's an unpretentious little wine!" mockup

"It's an unpretentious little wine!"

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'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.' mockup

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

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"What wine goes best with vodka?" mockup

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

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'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.' mockup

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

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"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?"

"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?" mockup

"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?"

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"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down." mockup

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

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"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..." mockup

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

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"Waiter, this wine is corked!"

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Wine Snob Witticist Gifts Collection

Wine Snob Witticist Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs for wine lovers—perfect for adding humor to their daily routine.

Wine Snob Witticist Pillows

Discover our cozy pillows with witty wine-themed designs—ideal for the wine enthusiast’s lounge or bedroom.

Wine Snob Witticist Prints

Decorate their space with our humorous wine-themed prints, capturing the essence of their refined yet witty personality.

Wine Snob Witticist T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty t-shirt for the wine snob who loves to showcase their humor and sophistication.