Wine Snob Satire Lover Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the personality of a wine snob? Our playful, creatively crafted items blend satire and elegance, making them ideal for anyone who loves wine and loves to laugh. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these products add a touch of humorous sophistication to their collection, perfect for wine enthusiasts with a wit for satire.

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'Dagnabit, stranger! Is you sayin' I don't know the difference between a cabernet sauvignon, and a merlot?!!'

'Dagnabit, stranger! Is you sayin' I don't know the difference between a cabernet sauvignon, and a merlot?!!' mockup

'Dagnabit, stranger! Is you sayin' I don't know the difference between a cabernet sauvignon, and a merlot?!!'

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay." mockup

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

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Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?' mockup

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

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Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

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'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.' mockup

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

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"I make it myself!"

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'This wine is dreadful - try some.' mockup

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

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"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap." mockup

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

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"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne." mockup

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

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Wine tasting

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"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?" mockup

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

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'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.' mockup

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

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"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism." mockup

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

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"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel." mockup

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

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Wine: New & Old!!!

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"House red, sir?"

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"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape." mockup

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

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"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!" mockup

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

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'Who took the cork out of my lunch?' mockup

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

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'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.' mockup

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

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"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!" mockup

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

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Prosecco Drinker

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"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is." mockup

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

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'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.' mockup

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

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"It's an unpretentious little wine!" mockup

"It's an unpretentious little wine!"

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"What wine goes best with vodka?" mockup

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

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'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.' mockup

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

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"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?"

"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?" mockup

"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?"

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"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down." mockup

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

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'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.' mockup

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

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"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..." mockup

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

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"Waiter, this wine is corked!"

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'The house wine sir.'

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Wine Snob Satire Lover Gifts Collection

Wine Snob Satire Lover Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for wine snob satire lovers. Add humor and charm to their daily routine with these clever, stylish mugs.

Wine Snob Satire Lover Pillows

Discover our selection of witty wine-themed pillows. Great for decorating or relaxing, these pillows bring humor and sophistication into their space.

Wine Snob Satire Lover Prints

Browse our artistic prints that combine satire and elegance, making a perfect gift for the wine snob lover's home or office decor.

Wine Snob Satire Lover T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts perfect for wine enthusiasts with a satirical streak. These tees make a bold, funny statement about their wine passion.