Wine Connoisseur Gifts

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

French Army Knife

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

"More Château de Costco?"

'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'

'Stop you fool! It has to breathe!'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Your wine flight with the turducken, sir."

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"I can never remember...Is it white wine or red wine that goes best with children?"

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

'I'll just have the flava beans with a glass of Chianti.' Hannibal crossing the Alps.

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'I quite the wine class after 5 minutes. The instructor started by saying that wine a liquid, but it's dry.'

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

"Have you got a bottle of something that will show people how fabulously rich and successful I am?"

"Best served at street temperature, delicious served with dustbin chipsor gutter squashed, half eaten kebab..."

Young gentlemen talking about wine and dining

'It's the worst of times!'. . . 'It's the best of times!'. . . 'Either way, I prosper.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'You! You in the back! How do you expect to enjoy wine, if you don't extend that pinkie!'

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

'I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.'

Mmm, where does the house wine come from? It's local. (Home brew kit in the back).

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four-dollar range?"

"For the last time how long have you been corked?"

'Frank, it's water.'

"Listen, girl. Run into town and go to the sheriff's office. Then make a right. Find the liquor store and get a bottle of 2011 Napa. Do not get the Chilean Malbec you got last time. Hurry."

Reading corner.

"The nectar is great this year!"

"Just a little something to take the edge off."

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."