Wine Connoisseur Gifts

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

French Army Knife

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

"More Château de Costco?"

'Stop you fool! It has to breathe!'

'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

"Your wine flight with the turducken, sir."

"Listen, girl. Run into town and go to the sheriff's office. Then make a right. Find the liquor store and get a bottle of 2011 Napa. Do not get the Chilean Malbec you got last time. Hurry."

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Young gentlemen talking about wine and dining

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

Reading corner.

'I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.'

'You! You in the back! How do you expect to enjoy wine, if you don't extend that pinkie!'

"For the last time how long have you been corked?"

'It's the worst of times!'. . . 'It's the best of times!'. . . 'Either way, I prosper.'

'Frank, it's water.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'I'll just have the flava beans with a glass of Chianti.' Hannibal crossing the Alps.

'I quite the wine class after 5 minutes. The instructor started by saying that wine a liquid, but it's dry.'

Mmm, where does the house wine come from? It's local. (Home brew kit in the back).

"Best served at street temperature, delicious served with dustbin chipsor gutter squashed, half eaten kebab..."

"The nectar is great this year!"

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

"Have you got a bottle of something that will show people how fabulously rich and successful I am?"

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"I make it myself!"

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

"Might I suggest a full-bodied white?"

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

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