Fine Wine Connoisseur Gifts

Wine tasters...

'A cheeky red?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'No ice.'

Bacchus.

Join me in a Martini?

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I make it myself!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Wordplay: Export.

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Leo McKern

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

French Army knife

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

You are simply the Greatest

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."