Fine Wine Connoisseur Mugs

Wine tasters...

'A cheeky red?'

'No ice.'

Bacchus.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Join me in a Martini?

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I make it myself!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Wordplay: Export.

'Fried chickens.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Leo McKern

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

French Army knife

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

You are simply the Greatest

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"