Connoisseur Of Fine Wines Gifts

"Well, so much for vinho verde parties!"

'A cheeky red?'

Bacchus.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I make it myself!"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Wordplay: Export.

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Leo McKern

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

You are simply the Greatest

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

French Army knife

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."