White-collar Outlaw Gifts

"Every day I ask myself, 'Am I embezzling enough for retirement?' "

Computer monitor for a head.

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"White Collar Prison"

Business Sisyphus

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Financial Corruption

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"Crumple this into a little ball, will you?"

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

Fraud Squad

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

'Look, I've been in meetings all day...I'll clean my dish in the morning.'

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"The real money is in not getting caught."

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.