White-collar Outlaw Prints

"Every day I ask myself, 'Am I embezzling enough for retirement?' "

Computer monitor for a head.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

"White Collar Prison"

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Business Sisyphus

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Financial Corruption

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"Crumple this into a little ball, will you?"

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

Fraud Squad

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.

'Look, I've been in meetings all day...I'll clean my dish in the morning.'

"The real money is in not getting caught."

'Wow, I used to be a Master of the Universe too!'