White-collar Wrangler Gifts

"Sorry, self defense can't be a plea in a fraud case."

New Guy.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Computer monitor for a head.

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"White Collar Prison"

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

Business Sisyphus

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Why you must go to work

'Did you want me, boss?'

Financial Corruption

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

Fraud Squad

Christo's greatest challenge.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."